Miss February

Miss February Script
               Miss February:  Pre-mission cut scene

               INT. MINISPY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

               It's 3 o'clock in the morning and MINISPY, although laying in
               a seemingly uncomfortable position, is sound asleep in his
               bed.

               RING

               Suddenly the phone rings.   MiniSpy doesn't appear to be
               startled one bit as he slowly opens one eye and glances at
               the loud phone waking him from his sleep.

               RING (beat) RING

               As the phone rings a second and third time, MiniSpy, still
               quite tired, reaches out to answer the phone.

                                   MINISPY
                         Hello.

                                   MR. JACOBS
                         MiniSpy!  All hell just broke loose
                         a little over an hour ago.  Some
                         very highly confidential documents
                         have been stolen.  They need those
                         documents back now and they have
                         called on me to get the job done. I
                         need the best man for the job here
                         MiniSpy.
                             (mumbling)
                         Actually, everyone else is out of
                         town.

                                   MR. JACOBS
                         And that's you!  You interested?

                                   MINISPY
                             (Still Sleepy)
                         Hello?

                                   MR. JACOBS
                         Excellent!  I'm putting you on the
                         job effective immediately.  Janet
                         will radio in with more details.  I
                         knew I could count on you MiniSpy.

               Mr. Jacobs hangs up the phone before MiniSpy could even get a
               word in.

               MiniSpy hangs up the phone and struggles out of bed.  It's
               show time!

               EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT

               In his old slightly worn-down convertible, MiniSpy struggles
               to see above the steering wheel as he zips down a vacant city
               street.

               JANET, Dr. Jacob's assistant, radios in on MiniSpy's Mission
               Information Doohickey (MID).

                                   JANET
                         MiniSpy?

                                   MINISPY
                         Tell me something good.  It's three
                         in the morning and I need something
                         good.

                                   JANET
                         Well, I got a little more
                         information for you, but I'm afraid
                         things are a bit sketchy.

                                   MINISPY
                         Of course.  I wouldn't except it
                         any different working for Mr.
                         Jacobs.

                                   JANET
                         The confidential documents have
                         been stolen from LandTech.  They're
                         positive it's their fierce
                         competitor LandSoft.  They believe
                         the documents reside on LandSoft's
                         business slash vacation getaway
                         campus.  We cannot determine
                         exactly where these documents
                         reside within their premises, so
                         collect anything that looks
                         suspicious.

                                   MINISPY
                         What exactly do these documents
                         look like?

                                   JANET
                         LandSoft stole the one and only
                         paper copy and their one and only
                         backup on CD.

                                   MINISPY
                         That's it!  Look for a piece of
                         paper and a CD?

                                   JANET
                         I'm afraid so.  I should have more
                         information by the time you get
                         there.  I'm downloading the
                         directions now.  And MiniSpy, turn
                         right.

               MiniSpy glances up from the MID's LCD screen and realizes
               he's closing in on a dead end.

               He shifts down and turns hard barley making the turn while
               rubbing up against a city building along the way.

               EXT. LANDSOFT'S PREMISIS - NIGHT

               MiniSpy locates a secluded entry point into the premisis.  

               Janet radios in once more with new information.

                                   JANET
                         MiniSpy.  OK, here's what I got. 
                         Locate these five objectives
                         somewhere on site.  I believe the
                         documents reside in one of these
                         items.

               The images of the five objectives are displayed on screen,
               indicating to the user what they need to collect.  Note that
               the magazine objective is not one of them.

                                   JANET
                         You'll know an item is an objective
                         from the halo surrounding them.

               One by one, the halo model appears around each objective on
               screen.

                                   JANET
                         Keep your eye out for anything else
                         that looks suspicious, ok?

                                   MINISPY
                         No worries.  I got it under
                         control, thanks.

                                   JANET
                         Good luck!

               Post mission cut scene

               INT. MR. JACOBS OFFICE - MORNING

               Scattered across the office floor are papers, pencils, soda
               cans, CD's, and everything else you can think of.

               Janet is sitting on the floor searching through the mess.

               MiniSpy, trying to stay awake, sips on a cup of coffee.

                                   MR. JACOBS
                         Nothing!  Not a thing!  All this
                         garbage and we don't have a single
                         thing!

               Mr. Jacobs walks over and sits down at his desk.

                                   MR. JACOBS
                             (Head down, shaking his
                              head)
                         What am I going to tell LandTech?

               Mr. Jacobs looks up and glances across the flooring
               inspecting each piece of paper.  Then something catches his
               eye.  What's this?  It can't be, is it?

               Mr. Jacobs walks over and picks up the Miss February
               magazine.

                                   MR. JACOBS
                         What the hell is this?  This is
                         what I pay you for?  You call
                         yourself a spy!

               Suddenly, as though MiniSpy snapped his fingers, some papers
               and a CD fall to floor.

               Mr. Jacobs looks down and realizes they're the stolen
               documents!

                                   MR. JACOBS
                             (Now smiling)
                         You're good!

               MiniSpy, realizing he just pulled one out of his ass, shrugs
               his shoulders and smiles.